The Cribs - Housewife Ukulele

MAIN RIFF

         C           Am       Am        G
e|-------3---------3-2----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-0-3-0-----0-3-0------0-3-0-5---0-5-3-----------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------2--------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

VERSE

C                      Am
I think the world is a mobile phone

        Am                G
and the future is a strip mall

C                    Am
you didnt need me to tell you that

     Am                 G
its synthetic love from noone

CHORUS

G              C
I wish I was a housewife

                    Am                        Am
Trying to gain your trust, dont you touch my finger

               G
and turn me to dust

                     C                             Am
And this is what you asked for, so go on steal the show

                           Am                   G
Would you like to speak to someone? I just dont know

Then the rest is just the same.