Nofx - California Drought Ukulele

[Intro]
C G D
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[Verse]
        G                                  C
I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California
          D                                   Em
I once saw a band play at the Farm sober, I hadn’t had a drink
         G
Like cleaning gums or huggin’ bums
         C
Or doin’ something that you know’s good for ya
         D
Those times are tedious and tenuous
                     Em
And hopefully much shorter than a blink
 
[Verse]
C           G             Am             Em
I’m so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life
     C            D                            Em
But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without
      C             D            G               Em
Taking codones is insane, I don’t wanna kill I want more pain
      C                D                G
So like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out
 
[Verse]
        G                                    C
I got the one job that it’s frowned upon if you’re not a user
        D                                        Em
The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs
        G                         C
I’ll go to a meeting and get called a loser
        D                                      Em
Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer
 
 
 C               G         Am              Em
He’s got the sh*t from 1910, bottled H that’s genuine
 C                D
I just wanna see what all the hype’s about
 C           D              G             Em
I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months?
         C                D              G
And like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out
 
          G/                N.C.            C/
My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma
           D/                                              Em/
The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush
          G/                                            C/
But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that’s just a rumor
            D/                                          Em
And I’m sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don’t gimme the same rush
 
[Outro]
       C            G        Am             Em
I’m a jest pilot in jux, to positions in a crux
        C                 D                  B     Em
I’m not in fashion I’m in flux, so they all doubt
       C/            D/           G/           Em/
I just want some cocaine but it’s making me insane
        C/                 D/                    N.C.
I think I may have broken my brain so I’m dryin’ out