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Brad Paisley - Selfie Theinternetisforever Chords

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Selfie Theinternetisforever Chords

(ver. 2)
Brad Paisley
[Intro]
D
Let's all sing together
     A
The Internet is forever

D
(no words)
    A
The Internet is forever

D   A
 
[Verse 1]
D
Your grandmother's in an open casket   
A       
You're in a suit and shades
              Bm                        A
You take your iPhone out and you snap it
G            G (let ring)
Hashtag sad day
                 D
You ought to be ashamed 

[Verse 2]
D
Posin' the bathroom mirror
     A
In a skimpy little two piece,
Bm                          A
Background there's a toddler
G                       G (let ring)
Crying on the Toilet seat,

[Chorus]
D
You ought to be ashamed
        A
Of your selfie
Bm                     A
Now why you go tweet it
G
When you really oughtta just delete it
D                                 A
Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can't
                D
You ought to be ashamed

[Verse 3]
D
Spring break and in Daytona
    A
The middle of a keg stand
   Bm                                A
It all fun and games until you daddy,
G                       G (let ring)
Follows you in Instagram
                D
You ought to be ashamed 

[Solo]
D  A  Bm  G  D

[Bridge]
Bm                                          A
You ought to take that stick, break it in half, 
G
Show a little sense, show a little class
D                                                                 A (let ring)
You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass
 
[Verse 4]
          D
Go on and take one at the Gran Canyon
          A
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
Bm                                           A
But if you're texting some girl you just met 
G                                  G (let ring)
Pictures of your little Brett Favre

[Ending]
D
You ought to be ashamed 
        A
Of your selfie 
D
You ought to be ashamed
D
Lets all sing together 
    A
The Internet is forever
D
Come on you ought to know better
    A
The Internet is forever
D
Making out with your professor
    A
The Internet is forever
D
Naked with an Irish Setter 
    A
The Internet is forever 
D
Smoking in your third trimester
    A
The Internet is forever
D
He said his name was Heather
    A
The Internet is forever
D
Can that t-shirt get any wetter
    A
The Internet is forever
D
Where the hell you'd get that sweater
    A
The Internet is forever            
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