WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Brad Paisley - Selfie Theinternetisforever Chords | Ver. 1
[Verse 1]
D
If your grandmothers in an open casket
You're in a suit and shades,
B
You take your iPhone out and you snap it,
G
Hashtag sad day
A
You ought to be ashamed,
[Verse 2]
D
Pose in the bathroom mirror,
In a skimpy little two piece,
B
Background there's a toddler
G
Crying on the Toilet seat,
[Chorus]
D
You ought to be ashamed,
Of your selfie,
B
Now why you go tweet it,
G
When you really ought delete it
A
We all wanna unsee it, but we can't
You ought to be ashamed
[Verse 3]
D
Spring break in Daytona,
Middle of a keg stand
B
It all fun and games until you daddy,
G
follows you in instagram
A
You ought to be ashamed
[Bridge]
B
You ought to take that stick, Break it in half,
G
Show a little cents, Show a little class,
A
You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass
[Verse 4]
D
Go on and take on at (place)
Or if you get to meet (famous person)
B
But if you're texting some girl you just meet
G
Pictures of your little (famous person)
[Ending]
D
You ought to be ashamed
A
Of your selfie
D
You ought to be ashamed
A
Lets all sing together
The Internet is Forever
D
Come on you ought to know better
The Internet is Forever
A
Where the hell did you get the sweater
The Internet is Forever
D
Making out with your professor
The Internet is Forever
A
Smoking in your 3rd trimester
The Internet is Forever
D
I didn't know you were a cross dresser
The Internet is Forever
A
He said his name was Heather
The Internet is Forever