Bowling For Soup - Val Kilmer Chords

VERSE 1:
NC                        C                G                    F            G   
      I always thought my movie would be a comedy not quite the tragedy that its become
         C          G                 F                G
More slapstick than chick flick, more Caddy shack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
    F               G            F                 G
So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
F                   E                       D                      G             
Turn on the camera, someone cue the extras, hair and makeup to the set

CHORUS:
            C                           G                       F                      G
Because the big screen's callin', final casting call, it's your big shot baby your the next big star
   C                            G                 F                   G
On another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, he's fallin' apart
F                           G                F                    G (stop)
Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

VERSE 2:
C G F G                 C             G                    F                 G
      So if you miss my movie get the d.v.d, check out the chemistry between you and me
     C          G          F        G 
Less Raising Arizona, more Steel Magnolias
            F                  G         F                 G
So when you walk down that red carpet, I hope you trip and fall
F              E                               D                        G 
I hope someone squirts you with a water gun, a super soaker filled with pee

CHORUS:
            C                           G                       F                      G
Because the big screen's callin', final casting call, it's your big shot baby your the next big star
   C                            G                 F                   G
On another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, he's fallin' apart,
F                           G                F                    G  (stop)
Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

BREAK:
A         G       F
 All apologies to Kevin Costner and that chick from monster 
A        G                  F
 Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
Dm      C             F     Dm    Am               G   (stop)               C
 He was funny in Real Genius, top secret was funny too, but he sucked as Batman

CHORUS:
            C                           G                       F                      G
Because the big screen's callin', final casting call, it's your big shot baby your the next big star
   C                          G                 F                  G
On another dumb movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, I'm fallin' apart
       C                            G                        F                         G
Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car, it's your big shot baby, you're the next big star
   C                            G                 F                   G
On another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, he's fallin' apart
F                           G                F                    G  (stop)
Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

ENDING:
C G                   F         G
    That gets the girl, I'm the guy that gets the girl (repeat to fade over ad lib lyrics)