Ween - Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain Chords

             "Help Me Scr*pe The Mucus Off My Brain" 

Intro (G, Bm, Am, G)

                                Am     
   I guess it's something in my brain
 D                            G    D/F# Em
   I need whiskey to ease the pain
                         C        
   But it's early in the morning
 D                      G    Bm Am G
   and I'm feeling bad again
                   C         
   But if you ever loved me
 D                      G   D/F# Em
   you'll go easy on me now
                      A7                              
   Fix me up a cup of coffee 
                             D                       
   and in a while I'll come around
                                  Am     
   I think I'll spend the dogfood money
 D                            G    D/F# Em
   but he'll love me just the same
                             C     
   But if you really love me baby
 D                                 G     Bm Am G
   Help me scr*pe the mucus off my brain

   It's a shame when morning hurts, 
   I've seen bad and I've seen worse
   it's the nature of my being
   I took some money from your purse                               
   Now a Frenchman loves to party   
   and I know he's not to blame
   But the way you're lookin' at me baby
   I just can't help but feel the shame
                                     
   I think I'll spend the dogfood money
   but he'll love me just the same
   But if you really love me baby
   Help me scr*pe the mucus off my brain
   But if you really love me baby
   Help me scr*pe the mucus off my brain