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Guitar Tabs " Cosmic Shame " by Tenacious D

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Year: 1999

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If I was gonna say just one thing to y’all tonight,
I’d say set the artist free.
I’m talking about this artist in here, set it free.
I’m saying quit your day job.
Now I know a lot of you people here, you’re saying,
“I can’t quit my day job, I got kids to feed, Jack.”
Quit your day job, focus on your crafts, one time, 
before its all over, you’ve died,
you’ve squandered it, you fuckin’ robots

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Now after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on 
your craft, KG and I will swoop in.
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We will check out your progress, and we will encourage you
to continue;  or we will say
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F#
Stop.  And then seriously you must stop, or penalties will be 
created and enforced.  Cause listen this is the problem:
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Sometimes you follow you heart, sometimes your heart cuts a fart.
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That’s the cosmic shame.  That’s the cosmic shame.
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F#
and I know what you are saying now:
E                      A
“What makes you guys so fuckin good?”
               B
I don’t fuckin know, and I don’t like it.
F#   E                                    A
I say why can’t everybody fuckin’ have it?
                        B                            F#
‘cause this is the thing, some people learn it on the streets,

some people learn it in the schools.
          B                                  Bsus4    B
Me and KG, we were fuckin’ born with it, homes.     

Just check it out:

F#---E---A---B (x3)
 
                F#
It’s the cosmic shame

Chords:
F#    -244322
E     -022100
A     -X02220
B     -X24442
Bsus4 -X24452