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Tenacious D
Chords
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-Verse- D F# You don’t always have to fuck her hard. E A In fact sometimes that’s not right to do. D F# Sometimes you gotta make some love, E A and fuckin’ give her some smooches too. Bm G Bm G Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please, D A sometimes you got to say hey,
-Chorus- D F# E A I’m gonna fuck you softly. I’m gonna screw you gently. D F# E A I’m gonna hump you sweetly. I’m gonna ball you discreetly.
-refrain- Bm G And then you say “hey I brought you flowers,” D A And then you say “wait a minute sally, Bm G E I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me” A That’s fuckin’ teamwork.
-Verse- D F# What’s your favorite posish(position) E A D That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you. D F# What’s you favorite dish? E A I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar.
-Chorus 2- (loud)Bm G And then I’m gonna love you completely (soft)D A and then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discreetly (loud)Bm G and then I’ll fuckin’ ball you completely F# E A C G D and then I’m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard C G D haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd, thank you.
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