-Verse-
D F#
You don’t always have to fuck her hard.
E A
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do.
D F#
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
E A
and fuckin’ give her some smooches too.
Bm G Bm G
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,
-Chorus-
D F# E A
I’m gonna fuck you softly. I’m gonna screw you gently.
D F# E A
I’m gonna hump you sweetly. I’m gonna ball you discreetly.
-refrain-
Bm G
And then you say “hey I brought you flowers,”
D A
And then you say “wait a minute sally,
Bm G E
I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me”
A
That’s fuckin’ teamwork.
-Verse-
D F#
What’s your favorite posish(position)
E A D
That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.
D F#
What’s you favorite dish?
E A
I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar.
-Chorus 2-
(loud)Bm G
And then I’m gonna love you completely
(soft)D A
and then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discreetly
(loud)Bm G
and then I’ll fuckin’ ball you completely
F# E A C G D
and then I’m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
C G D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd, thank you.
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