You donít always have to fuck her hard.
In fact sometimes thatís not right to do.
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
and fuckiní give her some smooches too.
Bm G Bm G
Sometimes youíve got to squeeze, sometimes youíve got to say please,
sometimes you got to say hey,
D F# E A
Iím gonna fuck you softly. Iím gonna screw you gently.
D F# E A
Iím gonna hump you sweetly. Iím gonna ball you discreetly.
And then you say ďhey I brought you flowers,Ē
And then you say ďwait a minute sally,
Bm G E
I think Iíve got something in my teeth could you get it out for meĒ
Thatís fuckiní teamwork.
Whatís your favorite posish(position)
E A D
Thatís cool with me, itís not my favorite, but Iíll do it for you.
Whatís you favorite dish?
Iím not gonna cook it but Iíll order it from Zanzibar.
And then Iím gonna love you completely
and then Iíll fuckiní fuck you discreetly
and then Iíll fuckiní ball you completely
F# E A C G D
and then Iím gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
C G D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd, thank you.
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely.
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right.. to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you've got to squeeze,
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gonna fuck you softly,
I'm gonna screw you gently,
I'm gonna hump you sweetly,
I'm gonna ball you discreetly.
Then you say hey I brought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin' TEAMWORK!
What's your favorite posish? (As in position)
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but
I'll order it from Zanzibar.
And then I'm gonna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly.
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard. (stretch)
Hard. (stretch more-so)
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