Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst
Downtune by half a step.
D Em Bm G x2
D Bm
I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place
G D
Or spit the bullshit right back in your face
You never had an ounce of promise within you
Bm G
Every word you says a lie so please don't continue
You bitch
D Em Bm G D Em Bm G
I'm too good for someone like you anyway
D
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
Bm G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
D
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
D Em Bm G x2
D Bm
And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too
G D
I really just gotta hate him for loving you
If what he wants is a fight then alright
Bm G
You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night
You bitch
D Em Bm G D Em Bm G
I'm too good for someone like you anyway
(Don't make me say it again)
D
Because kids like you are the absolute worst,
Bm G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
D
Because kids like you are as bad as they come,
Bm G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
D Em Bm G x2
Yeah!
D Em Bm G x2
D
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
Bm G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
D
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
D
Because guys like you are the absolute worst,
Bm G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
D
Because guys like you are as bad as they come,
Bm G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:
D => Eb
Em => Fm
Bm => Cm
G => Ab
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