"Sad Songs And Waltzes"
*originally a Willy Nelson song, but I wrote this from the Cake version*
Intro: the same chords as the first verse
I'm writing a song all about you
A true song as real as my tears
But you've no need to fear it 'cause no one will hear it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year
(2nd verse: same as first)
It's a good thing that I'm not a star
You don't know how lucky you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-re
Though my record may say it, no one will play it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.