Tim Mcgraw - Hard On The Ticker Chords

[Intro] (Slow Count)
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[Verse 1]
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I gave up pimento cheese, Domino's delivery, whiskey sours,
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apple pies, finger-lickin', chicken-fried are gastronomic history
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I used to like them scary shows but I gave them up a while ago
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don't do no death-defyin', roller-coaster ridin', now-days I just take it slow.
 
[Pre-Chorus]
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Ever since we started datin', I been compensatin'
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to keep from gettin' up to heaven any quicker.
 
[Chorus]
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'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
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the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
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saying hard on the ticker.
 
[Verse 2]
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Now, when she wiggles through my door, my chin gets heavy hits the floor,
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silky hair, scarlet lips, swingin' double-jointed hips,   my blood begins to roar.
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And when she nibbles on my ear it's partly pleasure, partly fear,
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a little dab is all it takes, to get my heart a-palpitatin' feelin' like the end is near.
 
[Pre-Chorus]
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I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
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it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.
 
[Chorus]
             A                   E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
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the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
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saying hard on the ticker.
 
[Bridge]
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     That's my girl.
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     Yeah, she's hard on the ticker.
 
[Pre-Chorus]
  C                        D
I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity;
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it'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer.
 
[Chorus]
             A                   E
'Cause she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker,
    B7                             A
the girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker,
       E                       E
saying hard on the ticker.
 
[Outro 1]
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Oh, she's hard on the ticker, hard on the ticker
      E
She's hard on the ticker
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She's hard on the ticker
 
[Outro 2] (Repeat and Fade Out)
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