They Might Be Giants - Particle Man Ukulele

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Particle man, particle man
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Doing the things a particle can
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What's he like? It's not important
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Particle man


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Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
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When he's underwater does he get wet?
F                     G
Or does the water get him instead?
F             C
Nobody knows, Particle man
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Triangle man, Triangle man
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Triangle man hates particle man
F                  C
They have a fight, Triangle wins
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Triangle man

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Universe man, Universe man

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Size of the entire universe man

F               C
Usually kind to smaller man

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Universe man


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He's got a watch with a minute hand,

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Millenium hand and an eon hand

F                     G
When they meet it's a happy land

F             C
Powerful man, universe man

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Person man, person man

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Hit on the head with a frying pan

F                   C
Lives his life in a garbage can

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Person man


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Is he a mess or is he depressed?

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Does he feel totally worthless?

F                G
Who came up with person man?

F             C
Degraded man, person man


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Triangle man, triangle man

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Triangle man hates person man

F                  C
They have a fight, triangle wins

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Triangle man

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