The Front Bottoms - The Boredom Is The Reason I Started Swimming Its Also The Reason I Started Sinking Chords

[Intro]
A
 
[Verse 1]
A
Foreign countries
         E
Hardwood floors and trying to sleep
        D
Foreign languages
             E            D
On all three channels of TV
                A
I don't want no drama or baggage
              E
Don't tell me complicated stories
              D
About who you used to be, but are different
         E                         D
And have changed as a person completely
 
[Bridge 1]
         A        Bm     G
And I am not sure that I want
    A      Bm      G
Any single part of this
    A      Bm      G               D
Any single part of any of this sh*t
 
[Chorus]
D                F#m E D
'Cause everybody pays
E           F#m     E        D
Everybody's head is in the noose
       Bm           D    Bm
You're part of a program
             D       Bm
Get with the program
                 F#m       E      D
'Cause everybody comes and falls asleep
E     F#m      E           D        Bm
Lies awake, pretends to be sleeping
Bm
You're not even sleeping
                     D
You're probably even listening
 
[Verse 2]
Bm         A
Keep it simple and honest
     E
Stop crying, you're an adult
        D
I could stand up, I could man up
             E                   D
It's just so convenient to be fragile
             A
This pain is constant and sharp
             E
Watching the signals that you send
             D
I wanna feel lethal on the inside
             E                D
I wanna read American Psycho again
 
[Bridge 1]
         A        Bm     G
And I am not sure that I want
    A      Bm      G
Any single part of this
    A      Bm      G              D
Any single part of any of this sh*t
 
[Chorus]
D                F#m E D
'Cause everybody pays
E           F#m     E        D
Everybody's head is in the noose
       Bm           D    Bm
You're part of a program
             D       Bm
Get with the program
                 F#m       E      D
'Cause everybody comes and falls asleep
E     F#m      E           D        Bm
Lies awake, pretends to be sleeping
Bm
You're not even sleeping
                     D        Bm  D  E
You're probably even listening
 
[Interlude]
A  F#m  E  D  A  F#m  E
D  A  F#m  E  D  A  F#m
E  D  F#m  E
 
[Chorus]
D                F#m E D
'Cause everybody pays
E           F#m     E        D
Everybody's head is in the noose
       Bm           D    Bm
You're part of a program
             D       Bm
Get with the program
                 F#m       E      D
'Cause everybody comes and falls asleep
E     F#m      E           D        Bm
Lies awake, pretends to be sleeping
Bm
You're not even sleeping
                     D    Bm
You're probably even listening
                D
You're not even sleeping
                D                    E      A
You're probably even listening, even listening
 
[Outro]
A  F#m  E  D  A  F#m  E
D  A  F#m  E  D  A  F#m
E  D