WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Shane Dawson - Maybe This Christmas Chords | Ver. 2
Verse I:
F
Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile,
Gm
But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child.
F
Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights,
Gm
But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire.
C Gm C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
Verse II:
F
Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog,
Gm
But it just looks like jizz, all over your upper lip.
F
Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya
Gm
Heart disease, and type two diabetes (Type two diabetes!)
C Gm C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try.
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas,
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
Bridge:
D C# C B
I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring,
D C# C B
I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing,
D C# C B
But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change
Chorus:
(Slower)
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
(Normal speed)
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away
F C F
This Christmas, is going my way.
F
Just dance with me
