Shane Dawson - Fuck Up Ukulele

[Shane Dawson - f**k Up]

No Capo

Standard Tuning EADGBE

(Note- Hey Everyone! This is the first tab I have ever done so I really hope I didnt

1st Verse:
G
I woke up on the wrong side of the floor

G
My clothes still smell like the night before

Em
Where Am I?
       D              C      G
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)

G
Im like a fat kid running through a candy store

G
Im like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
          Em         D
Why Cant I Just Get Control Over
   C     G
Myself? (Self)
G
Im not trying to be a saint.
D
I dont wanna be president someday.
Em
Im just trying to make my way.
C
(Yeah)

Chorus:
                G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
         D            C
I cant do nothing right
                G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
              D              C
It aint no ones fault but mine
                  G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
         D         C
I cant do nothing right
                 G
Im sorry Im a f**k up (Yeah)
             D             C
So if you f**k up all the time

Lets all sing.
G              Em             D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
          C
 get it right.

Da Da Da Da Da Da

Second Verse:
 G
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
          Em
And that being with me is what turned her gay
            D
Whats with me; why does this
                 C
happen all the time?
G
(Time)
           G
Im like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
             Em
Im like a strange guy switching lanes in front of the cops
          Em          D
Why cant I just get control over
    C    G
myself? (self)
G
Im not trying to be a saint.
D
I dont wanna be president someday.
Em
Im just trying to make my way.
C
(Yeah)

Chorus:
                 G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
         D            C
I cant do nothing right
                G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
              D              C
It aint no ones fault but mine
                  G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
         D         C
I cant do nothing right
                 G
Im sorry Im a f**k up (Yeah)
             D             C
So if you f**k up all the time

Lets all sing.
G              Em             D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
          C
 get it right.

Da Da Da Da Da Da

Third Verse:
Em
Im just a bad luck charm.
D
To blame when things go wrong.
F
Been cursed since I was born
C
Maybe one day Ill change
G                  D
For now all I can say

(Yeah)

Final Chorus:
                  G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
         D            C
I cant do nothing right
                G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
              D              C
It aint no ones fault but mine
                  G
Im sorry Im a f**k up, yeah
         D         C
I cant do nothing right
                 G
Im sorry Im a f**k up (Yeah)
             D             C
So if you f**k up all the time

Lets all sing.
G              Em             D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
          C
 get it right.
G              Em             D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
          C
 get it right.
G              Em             D
Oops my bad I never said Id ever
          C
 get it right.
D            G
Da Da Da Da Da Da

Ah, f**k it.