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Rodney Carrington - Letter To My Penis Chords

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Letter To My Penis Chords

(ver. 1)
Rodney Carrington
 All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one.  Everything else is strummed 
 twice.  Strum Pattern: b= base note   b V b V b V b V... ect... (steady throught song) 

Use D then slide up to Dsus2, then strun Dsus2 then slide back down to D

                     
                        
     D      G              A              D    
Dear Penis, I dont think I like you any more,

    G                   A               D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,

        G              A             D
Oh dear penis, I dont like you any more. 

G               A                 D
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,

G            A              D
Thats all we needed, to get by.

G               A                       D                                     G
Now it seems things have changed, and I think that your the one to blame dear Penis,
 
       A              D
I dont like you any more.

     D                     A              D
Dear Rodney, I dont think I like you anymore,

G                     A                   D
Cause when you get to drinkin, You put me places ive never been before,

     G              A            D
dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore,

G                 A                 D
 Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship,

G                     A             D
 Come to terms with truly how we feel

G                A            D                                   G
 If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home for ever dear penis, 

          A                D
I think I like you after all.

       G                  A                D    
Oh and Rodeny, while your shavin, shave my balls.
            
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