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Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis Ukulele

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Dear Penis Ukulele

(ver. 1)
Rodney Carrington
Chords Used

	G		A		D
e	3		0		2
B	3		2		3
G	0		2		2
D	0		2		0
A	2		0		x
E	3		x		x

I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you
keep time it sounds good

----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice)

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice

Verse 1

     D      G               A           D   
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore

    G                A                  D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor

        G              A           D
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore

G                 A           D
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine

G            A             D
Thats all we needed to get by

G            A                         D
Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame

     G            A           D
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore

Verse 2
(he sings)

     D	G		   A           D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore

G                     A                    D
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before

   G             A        D
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore

G                 A                 D
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship

G                  A            D
Come to terms with truly how we feel

G             A              D
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever

     G                A              D
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all

       G                  A                 D
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls

enjoy the song, its hilarious to play with your friends.
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