This is some of the stuff on that CD. Let's start with Carlos...
Hello, my name is Carlos...(y'all know the jig.)
Consuela...compuesta la puerta compstela de quesa (I was off big time)
Am Dm Em Am
Tacooooo... Chili-to Cinnamon Twist
For 89 cents
At Taco Bell
Isn't that swell?
And now, there's the "Do what I do" thing...
Ooh, ooh, oh...aah aah aah...coochie-coo...coochie-cee...I like it in the butt!
Yep, it's all Em. Anyway, on to the Chicken Song...
G C G
I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the end.
Not too big and not too little, just enough to make me grin!
The same chord pattern for "Who Put The Dick On The Snowman?"...
G C G
Who put the dick on the snowman and embarassed the family?
You could have used a ball-bat, cucubmer or zucchini...
And now..."This Burning Sensation When I Pee!"
I got this burning sensation when I pee
I got a darn good feeling you're the one who gave it to me!
And now, Dear Penis!
D G A D
Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore
G A D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
G A D
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.
That is the whole song. I'm gone!
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