Rob Cantor - Shia Labeouf Actual Cannibal Chords

ORDER: V1 C1 V2 C2 V3 FC O

[VERSE 1]
           Cm                      G5
    You're walking in the woods. 
    Cm                             G5
    There's no one around and your phone is dead.
    Cm                             G5             Cm          
    Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him! (Shia Labeouf!)
         Cm                  Gm                  
    He's following you about 30 feet back.
Ab/C                G5                   Ab/C                      
    He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
         G               Cm
    He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf!
           Cm                      Gm              
    You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
Fm               Ebmaj7 
    He's almost upon   you now
                Ab/C        G-9
    And you can see there's blood on his face! 
    C/E
    My god, there's blood everywhere! 


[CHORUS 1]
Fm                          Fdim
Running for your life (from Shia Labeouf!)
     Cm
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia Labeouf!)
Fm/Ab                 Bdim7/Ab
Lurking in the shadows
C
Hollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf!
Fm                   Dm7-5/F
Living in the woods! Shia   Labeouf!
Cm
Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf!
Ddim/F
Eating all the bodies!
G
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf!


[VERSE 2]
Cm
    Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Fm/C                        D/C
    Stranded with a murderer,  you creep silently through the underbrush.
Cm               G5               Cm                      G5
    A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! 
Ab-5/C                 Cm/G                 Ab/C n.c.
    You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! 


[CHORUS 2]
Fm
Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.)
Cm
Limping to the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.)
Ddim/Ab
Now    you're on the doorstep, 
C
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Fm
Sharpening an axe, (Shia Labeouf!)
       Cm
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.)
Ddim/Ab                       Abdim7
You're sneaking up behind him.
G
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.

Fm
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, 
Cm
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, 
Fm                Fdim7
Stab it in his kidney.
G
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf!


[VERSE 3]
    Cm
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.
              n.c.
You've beaten Shia Labeouf


[FINAL CHORUS]
     Fm
Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)
          Cm
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
    Fm/Ab                 Abdim7
But you can do Jiu Jitsu (you   can do it)
G
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

Gm
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Dm
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
    Bb                     Bbdim
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
    A
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

     Am                      Esus4
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
    Em                        Bsus4
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
       C                    C-5 C
You're chopping his head now
B
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf


[OUTRO]
Em
   His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
C/E
   You fall to your knees and catch your breath
Em
   You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf