Tight Pants Body Rolls Chords - Leslie Hall

D#   Dm   D# F

C                         Bb                 Gm
I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath
C                      Bb
When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
C         D#
I want to own them
C                D#
But can you even dance in those pants?
C
"Watch me, woman!"

Bb                                  C
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy
D#                          Bb
All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty
C
I need to get some!
F
Put my body in them!
C
Then I will rule the land!

5, 6, 7, 8

C
Is that an Angel Baby?
E
No! That's his dance moves!
Am
Yes!
Watch my lady honey grooves!
F
Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!
C                         E
Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young
No, no, no
Am
My legs in those pants, a dream!
F
When I would move, I'd scream:

C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
Yes!

C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!
Yes!

C
I begged that boy to make me some
E
Gotta dance like that where I come from
Am
Grab a partner, form a line
F
Cut and stitch and make 'em shine
C                       E
Work that elastic, it's looking fantastic
    Am                                 F
P-p-please stitch 'em pretty 'cause my body can't handle that
              C
It's just the power of the lycra
E
Tickles my tigra
Am                            F
Let me get inside of them and stretch, stretch, stretch!
    C
And tell yourself you're a vessel of shimmy
    Am            F
And activate your dance floor kitty

C                         E
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
  Am                   F
I dance like hell to release the madness
C                   E
Watch my feet pound holes in plywood
Am                  F
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods

C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!


C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!

C                     E
'Twas the last stitch on the final seam
   Am       F
He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed
C                    E
I know I needed them more than ever
Am                                F
But then he looked at my legs and said, "Never!"
C
I was already wearing tight pants
C
I just did not activate them!

Wow!

C
Body roll, body roll
C
High kick, high kick
E
This is how we do it
F
Watch yourself
Break it down, break it down

C
Body roll, body roll
C
High kick, high kick
Am
Activate
F
Engage

      C
I'm a dance floor tiger lady
E
Pumping everything she has
Am
Touching every single lad
F
Rubbing every lady gland
C
Work that dance floor
E
They may vote you mayor jazz
Am
One day have a plaque that says:
F
"She wore the tightest of pants"

C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!

C
Watch out for my body rolls!
E
Watch out for my body rolls!
Am
High kicks! High kicks!
F
This is how we do it!