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Kimya Dawson - The Beer Chords

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The Beer Chords

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Kimya Dawson
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                This song is a bit more complex than alot of the other kimya dawson songs on here... i
figure out what sort of picking pattern she was using, but i did figure out the chords
you (i'm not completely sure about the G# but it's the only chord i  could find that 
right :/)  It also sounds better if you play the normal A chord instead of barring it.

    C#m                            B             C#m
the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
       A                Ab
and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
         C#m                            B                C#m
you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
       A                              Ab
i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire

he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head

then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall
i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with sh*t

and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
i ate every single one without noticing the mold
you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll

even though i'd never ever been in a band
i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared
of burning in hell well i was already there

and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill

then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64

and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out
i tried to scream f**k you but blood was pouring out my mouth

evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
you can be a teenager for your whole f**king life
just find some pretty sucker and make that b**ch your wife

i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
first i cried for him and then i cried for me
haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be

but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand
and the silver pink pony kisses me and says
you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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