Jonas Brothers - Poor Unfortunate Souls Chords

Intro: ( G5 | Bb5 | F5 | D5 | ) X5 ( G5 | Bb5 | F5 | )

Verse: N.C.
       I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

       They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange.

       But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways.

       Repented, seen the light, and made a change.

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       And I fortunately know a little secret.

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       It's a talent that I always have possessed.

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       And dear lady, please don't laugh.     I use it on behalf

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       Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed (pathetic!)

Chorus: G5                        F5          G5
        Poor unfortunate souls in pain and in need.

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        This one longing to be thinner; that one wants to get the girl. And do I help them? Yes, indeed!

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        Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true.

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        They come flocking to me crying, "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I help them! Yes I do!

Pre-Verse: ( G5 | Bb5 | F5 | D5 | G5 | Bb5 | F5 | )

Verse: N.C.
       The men up there don't like a lot of blabber.

       They think a girl who gossips is a bore!

       Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word.

       And after all dear, what is idle patter for?

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       They're not all that impressed with conversation

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       True gentlemen avoid it when they can

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       Yet they dote and swoon and fawn    on ladies who withdrawn

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       It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man.

Chorus: G5                         F5               G5
        Poor unfortunate souls. Go ahead! Make your choice!

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        I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much: just your voice!

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        Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad and so true.

Bridge:              D5                   D5                   D5           D5
        If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet. You've got to pay the toll

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        Take a gulp. Take a breath. Go ahead; sign the scroll.

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        Nick and Kevin, now I've got her, boys. The boss is on a roll.

Chorus: G5                        F5          G5
        Poor unfortunate souls in pain and in need.

                 D5                                                              Eb5               F5
        This one longing to be thinner; that one wants to get the girl. And do I help them? Yes, indeed!

              Bb5                        F5      G5
        Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true.

                  D5                                                              Eb5
        They come flocking to me crying, "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I help them! Yes I do!

Outro:       D5                      G5
       Those poor unfortunate souls.