Joe Satriani - Professor Satchafunkilus And The Musterion Of Rock Tabs

(Intro)
Standard Tuning
Since I'm new at this, I dunno what symbols to use for different guitar techniques like 
offs and hammer ons so I just used what I felt would be appropriate

^ = Pull Up
~ = Sliding
Song starts with some tapping on the 3rd string 2nd fret
then goes to some tapping with the pick on the 2nd string 8th, 7th and 6th Fret randomly 
ends with this tab played only by hammering and tapping, no pick used. played really fast

e--------------------------------7-8------------------------------------|
b---10--8-----------------8--10-----------------------------------------|
g---------10--8--7--8--10-----------------------------------------------|
d-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
a-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

Then the base and drums Starts

and then in the back ground, with harmonics, satch plays this small part before the actual song

e------------------------------14^---------------------------------------|
b---14-14^-14------------14-----------13-10----10------------------------|
g------------14--12--14---------------------12-------7~9-9~7--9----------|
d----------------------------------------------------------------7-------|
a------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Then the main song starts


e-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g--4~6-6~4--6--4---4---------------4----------------5(touch harmonics)----|
d----------------7---7---4--7-7-7----7------------------------------------|
a-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


e-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g--4~6-6~4--6--4---4---------------4----------------5(touch harmonics)----|
d----------------7---7---4--7-7-4----7------------------------------------|
a-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


now the fun part

e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
b----------------8------------------8^-7--------------------------------|
g-----------7--9-------------7--9-7------7------------------------------|
d----5--7~9-----------5--7~9--------------------------------------------|
a-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|


e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
b----------------8------------------8^-7--------------------------------|
g-----------7--9-------------7--9-7------7------------------------------|
d----5--7~9-----------5--7~9--------------------------------------------|
a-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|


e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
b----------------8------------------8^-7--------------------------------|
g-----------7--9-------------7--9-7------7------------------------------|
d----5--7~9-----------5--7~9--------------------------------------------|
a-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|


e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
b----------------8------------------8^-7--------------------------------|
g-----------7--9-------------7--9-7------7------------------------------|
d----5--7~9-----------5--7~9--------------------------------------------|
a-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

Thats it for the intro. this stuff comes again in the later part of the song
hope you like it.