Half Man Half Biscuit - Westward Ho Massive Letdown Chords

(intro) D E F (x4)
D                            E                       F
Girl of my dreams says she?s gonna pick me up in the morning
      D                      E                       F
Gonna head south-west, spend two weeks living in the sunshine
              D                       E                 F
We?ve got the best room booked in the best hotel on the seafront
D                     E                      F
Hard-boiled eggs on a beach with a Blue Flag status.
         D   E  F
Westward Ho!
         D   E  F
Westward Ho!

D                      E                           F
Fairground bound gonna have a little tussle with a claw crane
D                 E                              F
She meanwhile may like to see what?s going on in Northam
  D                      E                        F
A Devon cream tea around half past three would be splendid
D                 E                   F
Crazy golf with a Swedish couple we befriended.
         D   E  F
Westward Ho!
         D   E  F      (instr) D E F   (x4)
Westward Ho!

D                   E                    F
Why is my fortnight suddenly coming to a standstill?
    D                   E                        F
And why is Frank Ifield jumping up and down on a windmill?
    D                      E                           F
And why is my girl getting married to a plasterer from Bacup?
D                    E                        F
Phoebus sinks and it all goes dark and then I wake up.
         D   E  F
Westward Ho!
         D   E  F
Westward Ho!

         D                    E
Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let down
F
What a let-down, what a-
         D                    E
Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let-down
F                                  D E F  (x4) D
What a let-down, what a let-down.