WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Half Man Half Biscuit - 27 Yards Of Dental Floss Ukulele | Ver. 1
Well. I told her that I thought life's too short
And we really should go for a ride;
Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed
So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.
The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full
Things could be a lot worse -
It's not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,
I said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday"
27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.
Fired by wine she was almost mine
'Til a fight broke out in the bar;
Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez
Had gone just a little too far,
Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,
I said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you"
27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.
I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile
I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
Will she ever shine a light on me?
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