WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Half Man Half Biscuit - 99 Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd Chords | Ver. 1
E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
(no chord) E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
Jesus Christ - come on down!
E B7 E B7
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
E B7
You need butter, milk and cheese
E B7 E B7 E B7
And an equilateral chainsaw.
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
E B7 E B7
James Dean was just a careless driver
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
E B7 E B7
Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
E B7 E B7
They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
E B7
'I don't normally like tomatoes John
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B
But this is delicious'.
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E G D7 G D7 G D7 G D7
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
G D7 G D7 G
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out -
D7 G D7 G D7 G D7 G D7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
E B7 E B7
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
E B7 E B7 E B7
Did you honestly think that they would?
E B7 E B7
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7(slower) E
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
