Father John Misty - The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apartment Chords

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Oh, I just love the kind of woman 
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Who can walk over a man
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I mean like a goddamn marching band
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She says, like literally 
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Music is the air she breathes
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And the malaprops make me want to f**king scream
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I wonder if she even knows what that word means
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Well, it's literally not that

[Insttrumental]
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[Verse]
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Of the few main things I hate about her 
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One's her petty, vogue ideas
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Someone's been told too many times 
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They're beyond their years
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By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
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And now every insufferable convo
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Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
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Of which she's in the middle

[Chorus]
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Oh my God, I swear this never happens
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Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning
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I feel so unconvincing
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And I fumble with your buttons

[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
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She blames her excess on my influence 
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But gladly Hoovers all my drugs
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I found her naked with her best friend in the tub
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We sang "Silent Night" in three parts which was fun
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'Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
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I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
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Why don't you move to the Delta?
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I obliged later on 
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When you begged me to choke ya