David Allan Coe - If That Ain't Country Chords

(Part)
David Allan Coe 
If That Ain't Country (Part 2)
Capo1

A 	  	  	  	  	   D
Well I’m just an old man now, was with scars
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Most of them I got fightin’ in them redneck bars
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And a bunch of new tattoos Squench put on me
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Why he covered up the ones I got years ago
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Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe
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And I wasn’t famous then, and I wasn’t free
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Well I grew up in a three room run down shack
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At the foot of a mountain by a railroad track
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Where decent folk don’t go when the sun goes down
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Now daddy work the coal mines and he worked on cars
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And momma’d go to church and daddy’d go to bars
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An most folks just called it the hillbilly part of town

A 	  	  	  	  D
We had a 55 Chevy when I was fifteen
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I painted it red but I was still green
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S**t I couldn’t even afford to buy gas
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I had a 410 rifle and a Bowie knife too
A 	  	        D 	     
Redman tobacco that I liked to chew
    E 	  	  	  	  	   
And we’d count the car when the train when past
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And If That Ain’t Country, I’ll Kiss Your Ass 

Chorus:
 	       D        E                   A
If That Ain’t Country, it'll hair lip the pope
              D        E                A
If That Ain’t Country, it's a damn good joke
  	  	   D         E
I’ve been on The Grand Ole Opry,
A             D
I know Johnny Cash
 	  	  E         	 A
And If He Ain’t Country, What?


A 	  	  	  	  	 D
Now one of my sisters was a lady of the night
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And then one day she saw the light
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Now she don’t do those things that she used to do
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She never made the funeral when daddy died
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An I said I’d forgive her but I guess I lied
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There’s just no way to hide the way I feel
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Now me and my brother took our sister Diane 
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Down to the funeral home to see the old man
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Jimmy was the oldest and Diane was the youngest one
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Now Ray was in the middle and there was me
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And I’m the one at twenty-three 
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Who grew up to be that Yankee’s rebel son
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Now times are changin’ I’ve heard folks say
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It’s been ten years since my daddy past away
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But I can still picture him in his overalls
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Covered with grease from his head to his feet
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Cussin' the sweat and the Texas heat, and mesquiters
 
A 	  	  	  	  	     D
Standin’ by the house where he made his deals
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And around the porch was a bunch of old wheels
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And a couple Harley Davidson parts daddy sold for gas
 	    D                        E
There was fifty holes in an old tin roof
A 	  	  	  D
Me and my family we was livin' proof
E
A perfect example of poor white trash
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And If That Ain’t Country, I’ll Kiss Your Ass 

Chrous2:
              D 	         E 	  	     A
If That Ain’t Country, it'll hair lip the pope
              D        E                A
If That Ain’t Country, it's a damn good joke
            D         E
Been on The Grand Ole Opry,
    A 	           D
And I know Johnny Cash
          E 	  	 A
And If He Ain’t Country, What?
                  E 	  	   A
And If That Ain’t Country, What?
                  E 	  	   A
And If That Ain’t Country, What?