Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Chords

            A                  C
Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain
                  F   E
I'm your biggest fan
                 A                      C
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass
                            F     E
Write back ass soon as you can


Chorus:

        A
You've had a lot of dick 
 C
(Had a lot of dick)
      F
I've had a lot of time
 E
(Had a lot of time)
        A                   (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
                       
But you ain't had mine


             A                C
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain
                  F      E
Ya never wrote me back
                  A                    C
How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat
                       F       E
Your biggest fan like that?


Chorus:

        A
You've had a lot of dick 
 C
(Had a lot of dick)
      F
I've had a lot of time
 E
(Had a lot of time)
        A                   (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
                       
But you ain't had mine


             A                  C
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain
                   F     E
This letter is my last
                 A            C
As your biggest fan  I must demand
                     F       E
You let me eat your ass

Chorus:

        A
You've had a lot of dick 
 C
(Had a lot of dick)
      F
I've had a lot of time
 E
(Had a lot of time)
        A                   (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
                       
But you ain't had mine



Ending:

     G
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
 A                        (stop)
Chasey this is my mom and dad
                  C
Now show em them titties
                  G       
Now show em them titties
     G
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
 A                       (stop)
Chasey this is my mom and dad
                  C
Now show em them titties
                  G       
Now show em them titties
                            
Would you f**k me for blow?