Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four Tabs

this is the same as the other one I did 
except this one has lyrics

Regular Tuning EBGDAE

Clean
  Intro A                         Intro B
e:3---3---0-----0-3---3---0-2-3-0|3---3---0-----0-2-2-2-2/5-5-5-5
B:--2---2---2-------2---2--------|--2---2---2--------------------
G:------------2------------------|------------2------------------



Distortion
  Riff A
G:7-7-7---------6-4-4-4---------6-7-7-7|
D:7-7-7-4-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-6-7-7-7|
A:5-5-5-4-7-7-7-4-2-2-2-4-7-7-7-4-5-5-5|
E:------2-5-5-5---------2-5-5-5--------|

G:7-7-7---------6-4-4-4----|
D:7-7-7-4-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-4-7|
A:5-5-5-4-7-7-7-4-2-2-2-4-7|
E:------2-5-5-5---------2-5|

Clean
  Verse A
G:---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
D:---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
A:---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---
E:-----------------------------------
"My last girlfriend didn't like me..."
"Women are like dog doo..."

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7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---9---9---
7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---9---9---
5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---

G:-----------------------------------------------------|
D:9---9---9---9---9---9---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7|
A:9---9---9---9---9---9---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7|
E:7---7---7---7---7---7---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5|



Clean
  Verse B

G:------------------------7-7-7-7-
D:--------4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7---------
A:5-5-5-5-------------------------
E:--------------------------------
"Early bird gets the worm..."
"Sizzler, She got a beef..."

-------------------------------------------|
------------------------7-7-7-7------------|
--------4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-----------------6-6|
5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7----|


G:----------------------------------------------|
D:-------------9-9-9-9--------------------------|
A:-6-6-9-9-9-9-----------------4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-4|
E:---------------------5-5-5-5------------------|



Distortion
  Chorus
G:7-7-7-7-------------------------|
D:7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-|
A:5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-|
E:--------5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
"I need to find a..."


Distortion
  Ending
e:2--2--2--2--5--5--5--5--7--7--7--7--5--5--5--5|
B:3--3--3--3--5--5--5--5--7--7--7--7--5--5--5--5|
G:----------------------------------------------|
D:----------------------------------------------|
A:----------------------------------------------|
E:----------------------------------------------|

Three Point One Four 

 My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be 
 Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me 
 Lefty? Yeah but that was alright 
 She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright 
 My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony 
 I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company 
 Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky 
 So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys 
 Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word 
 So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd 
 I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color 
 And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother 
 But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy 
 And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? 
 Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee 
 You know what I really want in a girl? Me 

 I need to find a new vagina 
 Any kind of new vagina 
 It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina 
 Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina 

 Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt 
 It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up 
 I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters 
 Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture 
 No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese 
 Preferably for me fat-free American singles only 
 I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner 
 Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner 
 Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat 
 If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her cr*p 
 Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough 
 No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up 
 Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo 
 She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know 
 Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee 
 You know what I really want in a girl? Me 

 I need to find a new vagina 
 Any kind of new vagina 
 It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina 
 Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina 

 Vagina vagina vagina vagina 
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