Ben Folds - Exhausting Lover Chords

[Verse 1]
 
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I woke up in a truck stop parking lot
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A girl in a red white and blue halter top was staring
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Thick glasses like mine
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And a low bored monotone vocal fry (I like that)
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She said, who's the band on the bus? What bus?
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That one, nerd, the one that you got off of
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Oh, probably no one you've heard of
C#m
Don't know what came over me
G#m
As I awkwardly dropped my room key
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I said I think that's yours
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And three hours later, I was banging this verse out
 
[Chorus]
 
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Oh no, head meet floor
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I don't wanna do this no more
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Every kiss is a jam band solo
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Never gonna say YOLO no mo'
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My mind says no
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My body says hell no
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Let this be over
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Exhausting lover
 
[Verse 2]
 
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Not sure if she couldn't stop
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Or if she wouldn't stop
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As the motel carpet gave me five more raw spots
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What's that stabbing my back?
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Ah, that's a wire from her halter top
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There was an hour where her head kept banging
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Against the bottom of a table top
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I saw my life in a split screen
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But life's just one shot
C#m
What the hell would I tell my girlfriend
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But the thing is she's not my girlfriend anymore
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I traded it all for some third degree carpet burn
 
[Chorus]
 
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Oh no, head meet floor
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I don't wanna do this no more
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Every kiss is a jam band solo
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Never gonna say YOLO no mo'
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My mind says no
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My body says hell no
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Let this be over
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Exhausting lover
 
[Verse 3]
 
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Then she handed me a Hot Wheels track
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I said, girl that's pretty weird
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Where did you get that?
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She said never mind that
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Here nerd, beat my ass in the bath like my dad did
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When I was a bad kid
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I said, nah what's this
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Let me up out of the Motel Six
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And tell me where my pants went
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That's when I heard the door breaking
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It wasn't housekeeping
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It was her boyfriend
C#m
Don't know what came over me
G#m
Out the door in my boxer briefs
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Some dude live tweeted
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As I ran half-naked past a Cracker Barrel
 
[Chorus]
 
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Oh no, head meet floor
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I don't wanna do this no more
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Every kiss is a jam band solo
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Never gonna say YOLO no mo'
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My mind says no
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My body says hell no
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Let this be over
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Exhausting lover