Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit Chords

b**chES AIN'T sh*t 
BEN FOLDS (Dr Dre)

Great tune. Deadpan it.


C Am Em
                  b**ches ain't sh*t 

C Am Em
                  b**ches ain't sh*t 

C		       Am	
b**ches ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks 
Em		          G
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
C		       Am 
lets get the f**k out after you're done
Em         	             G
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
F 
I used to know a b**ch named Eric Wright 
	      G
We used to roll around and f**k the hoes at night 
F
Tight than a mutharf**ka with the gangsta beats 
                    G
And we was ballin' on the muthaf**kin' Compton streets 

Peep, that sh*t got deep and it was on 
Number 1 song after number 1 song 
Long as my muthaf**kin' pockets was fat 
I didn't give a f**k where the b**ch was at 
                      F
But she was hangin' with a white b**ch doin' the sh*t she do 
G
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2 
              F  
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin' 
G					         C
Now she's suing cuz the sh*t she be doin' ain't sh*t 

C		Am		G
b**ches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short 
C		Am	          G
So now she's takin' me to court (It's real conversation for your ass)

I once had a b**ch named Mandy May 
Used to be up in them guts like everyday 
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung 
I was in love like a muthaf**ka lickin' the protung 
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good 
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood 
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine 
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time 

F
I'm back to the muthaf**kin' county jail 
Am
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail 
C
I get's released on a hot sunny day 
G
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre 

C				   Am
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news 
         Em				   G
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues 
C	
I ain't been out a second 
              Am                 Em                                                 G
And already gotta do .... some muthaf**kin chin checkin 

C			         Am
Move up the block as we groove down the block 
Em                              G
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock 
C		     Am
Kick in the do', I look on the flo' 
Em  				         Em
It's my little cousin Daz and he's f**kin' my hoe, yo 
F							           G...
I uncocked my sh*t...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed 


(spoken) Man, f**k that b**ch! 

b**ches ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks 
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick 
Get's the f**k out after you're done 
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run... 
I used to know a b**ch named Eric Wright 
We used to roll around and f**k the hoes at night 
Tighter than a mutharf**ka with the gangsta beats 
And we was ballin' on the muthaf**kin' Compton streets 
Peep, the sh*t got deep and it was on 
Number one song after number one song 
Long as my muthaf**kin' pockets was fat 
I didn't give a f**k where the b**ch was at 
But she was hangin' with a white b**ch doin' the sh*t she do 
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two 
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin' 
Now she's suing cuz the sh*t she be doin' ain't sh*t 


C		Am		Em
b**ches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short 
C		          Am    Em
So now she's takin' me to court (It's real conversation for your ass)

C		Am		Em
b**ches can't hang with the streets 
b**ches can't hang with the streets 
b**ches can't hang with the streets 
b**ches can't hang with the streets