Bellamy Brothers - The Andy Griffith Show Chords

[Intro]
G    G
 
[Verse]
         C                      G
That old evening news is sure depressing
     C                                   G
This world is in a mess and it don't get better
     C                                   G         Em
Terrorism's in fashion and even love can kill you
       C                              D
Oh but I have found a better place to go
G         C                           G
We're all livin' in the shadow of the bomb
      C                                    G
Tuned in to the lifestyles of the rich and greedy
       C                          G               Em
Oh but meanwhile back in Mayberry no one says the F word
C                   D
  Thank God for the reruns
 
[Chorus]
       G                  C               D           G
On the Andy Griffith show Angie's letting Otis out of jail
C               D                G
Gomer's helpin' Goober drive the mail
       C                        D                 G                  Em
Oh and Barney's lookin' for his bullet you better watch out for your toes
       C                 D             G
I wish life was like the Andy Griffith Show
 
[Verse]
            C                       G
Now they're dealing in souls on the airwaves
         C                              G
All them false profits tryin' to make a buck
        C                        G                Em
But old Floyd the barber he just goes on trimmin' hair
    C                                             D
And we ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass you know
 
[Chorus]
       G                  C                D               G
On the Andy Griffith Show Aunt B's cookin' lamb and turnip greens
    C                        D                 G
Now everyone dance while the Darlins pick and sing
          C                 D           G                Em
Yeah that ol’ kid's diggin' worms to go fishin' don't ya know
       C                 D             G     Em  D  G  C  G
I wish life was like the Andy Griffith Show
 
[Verse]
       C                       G
Thelma Lou told Wanita to call Helen Crump
     C                                    G
Then round up Clara and Emmett and Howard Spray
          C                           G      Em
There's a town meeting down at Andy's office
C                                         D
Barney's gonna try to take us all back in time
 
[Chorus]
       G                      C              D                G
To the Andy Griffith Show the biggest hassle there was makin' moonshine
         C               D             G
They sat swingin' on the porch with an easy mind
       C              D        G                   Em
Oh and maybe it was unreal but when this old world blows
       C               D             G
I hope I end up on the Andy Griffith Show
       C                 D             G
I wish life was like the Andy Griffith Show