Beer Softened Stool - Bss Anthem Tabs

 "BSS Anthem" by Beer SOftened Stool

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[D] The unholy kings of potty [F] punk
[C]/[D] Alterna-teens throw out that junk
[D] Get on your knees you know we [F] rule!

We're [C] BEER [A] Softened [C]/[D] Stool [riff 1]
We're [C] BEER [A] Softened [C]/[D] Stool [D]

[D] Three fat, old, ugly family [F] men
[C]/[D] We stand alone as the Kings of Sin
[D]Get on your knees you know we [F] rule!

We're [C] BEER [A] Softened [C]/[D] Stool [riff 1]
We're [C] BEER [A] Softened [C]/[D] Stool [D]

solo over riff 1

[D] King Brian, Lord Bob, and Uncle [F] John
[C]/[D] Our dicks are as big as a baby's arm
[D] Get on your knees you know we [F] rule!

We're [C] BEER [A] Softened [C]/[D] Stool [riff 1]
We're [C] BEER [A] Softened [C]/[D] Stool [D]