Tenacious D - One Note Song Complete Tabs

Producer: Epic Records  



Kyle: Jack?
Jack: Yeah?
Kyle: Do you think that some people...dude, do you think that there 
are some people that aren't really...that are actually robots?
Jack: (takes in deep breath)
Kyle: Living among us?
Jack: No, no.  We don't have the technology yet.  But Ridge, Ridge?
Ridge?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah?
Jack: You know what I was thinking?  Stop playing.  I was thinking of
a f**king brilliant song.
Kyle: Yeah?
Jack: Check it out.  Just do what I do.
Kyle: Okay.
Jack: Just play this note.

Then they both play this note:

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--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-(and then they start to bend it)
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Jack: Every once in a while bend it.
(they continue to play until they bend one final time)
Jack: That's it.  And just remember who wrote that song.  Me, baby, me.
Kyle: (sighs)
Jack: See, it's f**king simple.  That's one song in the bank.  Next song.
Kyle: But...
Jack: Next song.
Kyle: How could you write it...but it's one note...
Jack: NEXT!!
Kyle: Anybody could have wrote it.  Anybody could of done that.
Jack: (kind of goes "pss") Yeah, but guess who did write it?  ME!
Kyle: Yeah, but did you write this note...
(he plays the same note and bends it)

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-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--(bends it)
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Jack: Dude I did, I told you to do the bending every once in a while!
Kyle: Oh, yeah, you did.
Jack: Hew, hew! I win!
Kyle: S**t!
Jack: I win, one to nothing!