Tenacious D - Biznitch Is The Shiznit Chords

My Biznitch is the Shiznit

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Well we met at the food court in the mall
She was in line at Arby's and I was sippin' on a malt
Such a lovely girl I walked up to her
I wanna make you mine and buy you diamonds and pearls
She gave me her pager number and said beep me some time
Right there I knew that this girl was mine
You're my number one girl the best in the world
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit

I was doin cannonballs at the YMCA 
She came up to me and said Hey no horseplay
So I got out of the pool like I was the Man
Cruised on over to the lifeguard stand
I asked for number maybe call her sometime
She looked at me, smiled and said fine
You're my number one girl the best in the world
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit

Well you know my biznitch is the shiznit
All the fellas jealous they should mind there own bidness
I only got eyes for one girl
She's the one that really rocked my world
Every day with me she makes the love stronger
When she's not by my side all I do is wander
She's my number one girl the best in the world
She's the itch to me, forget the other girls

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
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Biznitch...

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Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
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Biznitch
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