one of tre's funny numbers.....
( 1,2 STRUM)
Well Billie Joe's Mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats,
She can do the tricks that give the kids the sh*ts,
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice,
Do a double backflip and catch them on her t*ts!
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She's a great big son-of-a-b*tch, she's the twice the size of me!
Got hair on her ar*e the like the branches of a tree,
D D D D
She can shoot, fight, fart, f*ck,
fly a plane and drive a truck,
She's the kinda girl I wanna marry!