Zappa Frank - Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Chords

F                       Eb
Some take the bible for what it's worth
        Bb maj7                              F
When it says that the meek shall inherit the earth
        F
Well, I heard that some sheik
           Eb
Bought New Jersey last week
    Bb  A   G   F     F   D   G   F*
And you suckers ain't gettin' nothing!



((((This line is all single note in the bass except the F at the F.))))



Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around with a napkin on
With a bell on a stick
An' your hair is all gone...
(The geek shall inherit nothin')

A^Bb
     You say your life's a bum deal
A^Bb
     And you're up against the wall
F
Well, people, you ain't even got no kind of deal at all
A^Bb
     'Cause what they do
A^Bb
     In Washington
     G                  C
They just takes care of number one
    Bb maj7          C
And number one ain't you
Bb maj7        C
You ain't even number two!


Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but
The sh*t they believe has got their minds all shut
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'

So whaddya do?

         F
Eat that pork, eat that ham
               Eb
Laugh till you choke on Billy Graham
       Bb maj7                                   C
Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of time
    Gm                   C
And it's your ass that's on the line
 Gm                   C
(It's your ass that's on the line)

F                  Eb
Do what you wanna, do what you will
     Bbmaj7                        F
Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill
             F
And when you pay the bill
       Eb
Kindly leave a little tip
             Bbmaj7                          F
And help the next poor sucker on his one way trip

F             Bb   Am7  Gm   F
Some take the bi - ble  oh,  oh

(Awww, give me half a dozen for the hotel room)