Your Favorite Martian - My Balls Chords

[Intro]
F    G
Am
F                            G
    Girl, I know you left me
Am
   But there was something I forgot to show you, check it out
 
 
[Verse 1]
               F
Baby girl, you left me, oh no, We broke up
                                    G
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
  Am
I need another chance, can you give me that?
               Am
'cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back
F
I-hi-hi wanna be your man again
                                   G
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
Am
   And I know you said you'd never call
                            F
But girl, you ain't seen my balls
 
 
[Chorus]
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
 
 
[Verse 2]
   F
My balls are so awesome, don't get me started
                               G
They're so damn big, "How big are they?"
Am
   They're so big, it's really obnoxious
     Am
It's like two ewoks chilling in my boxers
F
   They're so big, I can't hold 'em back
                                      G
Even Cartman's like, "Man, those are fat."
Am
   They're so big they'll run over your feet
                                         N.C.
That's why when they back up you hear a "beep beep"
F
   And how can I be subtle
                                            G
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
    Am
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
     Am
That EPCOT Center looks at 'em with jealousy
F
   In fact, when you see 'em on the street
                                           G
They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
Am
   I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
          Am
'cause my balls are so big, they've got an opening act
 
 
[Chorus]
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
 
 
[Verse 3]
    Am
My balls are so epic, but I ain't boasting
       F
'cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
Dm
   And when the sun's right, it might cause
  Em                  N.C.
A total solar eclipse of my balls
Am
   'cause these things are where it's happening
    F
And when I whip 'em out, you'll take me back again
Dm
   Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
Em
No, excuse me, I'm on the chorus
Am                F
I, I got what you need
          Dm
And you'd said you'd never call
          Em
But girl, you ain't seen these balls (here we go)
Am
I-hi-hi wanna be your man again
F
   But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
Dm
   And I know you said you'd never call
    Em
But girl, you ain't seen my...
 
 
[Bridge]
F
   You ain't seen my
               G
You ain't seen my
Am
   You ain't seen my
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my
F
   You ain't seen my
               G
You ain't seen my
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my
Am                      F
Girl, you ain't seen my balls
 
 
[Chorus]
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
   You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
 
 
[Outro]
N.C.
I told you you'd be back
N.C.
You must've forgot
N.C.
You must've had Ballzheimer's
N.C.
Ha ha ha