WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got A Facebook Chords | Ver. 1
[Intro]
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Em G C B7
[Chorus]
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Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Em G C B7
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Em G C B7
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
Em G C B7
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
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Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra
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Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
[Verse 1]
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Well, ever since Grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home
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Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone
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So I set her up a Facebook and gave the address
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To my friends and I asked them all to send a request
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And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild
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But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile
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To sl*tty McButtSex and I was appalled
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When I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall
[Chorus]
Em G C B7
Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Em G C B7
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Em G C B7
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
Em G C B7
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
[Verse 2]
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Then she... updated her status, yeah, and it made me p**sed
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'cause she said her grandson was a crybaby b**ch
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And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed
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And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack and I'm mad
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Is this considered abuse? Yeah, you'd be p**sed at her too
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'cause now her list of to-dos is just pictures of dudes
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I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce
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My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice
[Chorus]
Em G C B7
Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Em G C B7
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Em G C B7
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
Em G C B7
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
[Verse 3]
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I check my Facebook daily
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I get a friend request from this old ass lady
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I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie
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She's rocking that muumuu and looking all fly
N.C.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
N.C.
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
N.C.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
N.C.
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
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Butterscotch my balls
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Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
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I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish
[Chorus]
Em G C B7
Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Em G C B7
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Em G C B7
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
Em G C B7
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
Em G C B7
Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma...
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