Woodbox Gang - If I Had My Druthers Chords

Band: Woodbox Gang


 
VERSE 1
         G
Don’t you go motherf**kering me boys
         C                G
Don’t you go motherf**kering me
         G
Don’t you go motherf**kering me boys
         A                D
Don’t you go motherf**kering me
G                                 G7
Well I’ll tell you my brother and all of you others
   C                  A
If I had my druthers I’d be c**ks**kered
         G
Don’t you go motherf**kering me boys
         D                G
Don’t you go motherf**kering me
 
VERSE 2

I’ll be strangled and stripped I’ll be wet noodle whipped
Don’t you go motherf**kering me
I’ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Don’t you go motherf**kering me
I’ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
I’ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Don’t you go motherf**kering me boys
Don’t you go motherf**kering me

VERSE 3
I’ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Don’t you go motherf**kering me
I’ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Don’t you go motherf**kering me                  
I’ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
I’ll hold the load of a horny toad
Don’t you go motherf**kering me boys
Don’t you go motherf**kering me