Woodbox Gang - Farmers Tanblack Sedan Chords

Band: Woodbox Gang


Farmer's Tan/Black Sedan

VERSE 1
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I know a fella who was a real sharp dresser
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Used a shotgun for a tongue depressor
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Chewed up tobacco wouldn't you know
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Juiced it up right and plugged up the hole

CHORUS
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Wrap a half yard of ribbon around your leg
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And dance like your stepping on soft boiled eggs
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Ooh baby, stepping on em all night long

VERSE 2
Well he'd clap his hands and stomp out of time
Did the jellybean rag drinking tater wine
If the union scabs crossed the line
Your brains would be boiling in turpentine

VERSE 3 
I know a fella was a mighty man
With a Molotov cocktail and a farmer's tan
Had a Tommy gun and a black sedan
Well he up and shot the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

VERSE 4
With the gamecocks sparring out in the barn
And a pecked up following him through the yard 
Whiskey was illegal gave his money away
And swinging from the gallows on his dying day