Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Alley Cat Ukulele

first tab, but i asked him for the chords so should be correct!


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tonight I'm an alley cat yeah,
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more afraid of you than you are of me
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but if you leave some food out on the porch,
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I might stay till there's nothing left to eat
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I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school
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if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in ashville

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Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
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has a hole as big as the one in my pocket
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I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest
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but hell, you kiss like a rocket
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I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom
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if I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom 

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