Whiskey Sournotes - Hardcore Porn Chords

[Intro]
(Same riff the entire song)
   Fm7 Eb  Ab      Fm7 Eb  Ab
E|-------------------------------|
B|---------1---------------1-----|
G|---------1---------------1-----|
D|-3---1-------1---3-3-1-------1-|
A|-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------| (x6)
 
[Verse 1]
Fm7                             Fm7              Fm7            Fm7
Well it started for me back in '73 when my uncle john gave me a looper
Fm7             Fm7                       Fm7           Fm7
Took that thing right up in my room and I watched it 75 times
Fm7                     Fm7                 Fm7           Fm7
Burned that image right into my mind like a bad jailhouse tattoo
Fm7                          Fm7                      Fm7                   Fm7
It was then and there that I made my decision cause I knew what I wanted to do
     Fm7            Fm7    Fm7             Fm7
So I folded out the futon, poured myself a drink
Fm7           Fm7               Fm7           Fm7
Loaded my one-hitter, the whole room began to stink
 
[Chorus]
       F5 N.C
I been thinking about it since the day i was born,
you know I cant get enough of that hardcore porn
 
[Bridge]
Fm7 Eb Ab (x4)
 
[Verse 2]
Fm7          Fm7               Fm7             Fm7
I became all introverted, lost touch with real-ity
Fm7           Fm7                      Fm7           Fm7
Pretty soon i started thinking all the womens wanted me
     Fm7                Fm7     Fm7               Fm7
So I stocked up on ammu-nition, so I would be pre-pared
       Fm7            Fm7              Fm7            Fm7
Then I go down to the nightclub, and I wait wait wait wait
      Fm7           Fm7    Fm7               Fm7
And i tie 'em up in ropes, drag 'em down the street
         Fm7        Fm7                  Fm7               Fm7
Take 'em back to my apartment, where the others they would meet
          Fm7            Fm7   Fm7             Fm7
And we'll sit around the fire, just like a fam-ily
Fm7                  Fm7       Fm7              Fm7
And at the stroke of midnight, I flip on my D-V-D
 
[Chorus]
     F5 N.C
Some people like beans, some people like corn
But I cant get my fill of that hardcore porn
 
[Instrumental]
Fm7 Eb Ab (x16)
Dm (x16)
 
[Outro]
D5                              G5       G5
Nothing nothing but a funny fun-ny riddle