WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Weezer - Thank God For Girls Chords | Ver. 2
[Verse 1]
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The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair is making a cannoli for you to
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Take on your hiking trip in the woods with your bros that you've known since second grade
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And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon to employ your testoste-
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-rone, in a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
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And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scr*pes and you will
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Require band aids and antiseptic ointments and tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and
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When you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her
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Eyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth and that's why you
[Chorus 1]
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
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Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA
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Thank God for girls
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On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray
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She's so big, she's so strong
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She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
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Thank God for girls
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Thank God for girls, thank God for girls
[Verse 2]
Am G/B D9 F
I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
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I think about her all the day and all the night, it's enough to know that she's alive
Am G
She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
D9 F
The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act
Am G
I wish that I could get to know her better
D9 F
But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
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I carved her name into all the trees, sang a song down on one knee
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Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was fourteen
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I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
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I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
[Chorus 2]
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray
A5 G5 D/F# F5
She's so big, she's so strong
A5 G5 D/F# F5
She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls, thank God for girls
[Verse 3]
Am G/B D9 F
God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge ma-
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-chine, mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
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While Adam was like 'that really hurts', going off into the tundra
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So p**sed at God and he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey
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Eggs, messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the Echinacea until God said
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'Imma smite you with loneliness and break your heart in two'
