Ween - Waving My Dick In The Wind Chords

[Intro]
A

[Verse 1]
    A                     F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind
    A                     F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind
      A        C#m            F#m            A
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
        E         F           A
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

[Verse 2]
    A                       F#m
I'm lost in the sauce once again
    A                       F#m
I'm lost in the sauce once again
     A                   C#m         F#m             A
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
        Bm          C           A
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

[Chorus]
          F#m
It's been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you
      F#m                            A
And a million miles of highway in-between
             F#m
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me
         E            D             C#m  Bm
And that pig's pretty mean, bastard

[Verse 3]
                A                     F#m
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
                A                     F#m
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
A               C#m       F#m              D
Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance
   E       F            A
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

[Bridge]
A        F#m
          Dance, Jimmy
              A                  F#m
I'm doin' the best I can, goddamn  (that's it)
    A                    C#m          F#m
You know, I can't really dance like I used to.
            A              E         F      A
I mean I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now

[Chorus]
           F#m
I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson
                              A
Sure enough, he's got what it takes
F#m
Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?
      E        D                C#m Bm
Cause you're a really good dancer

[Interlude]
A      F#m
A      F#m
     Ooh yeah, cut me down!
A  C#m F#m D
E  F   A

A      F#m
A      F#m
A  C#m F#m D
E  F   A

[Verse 4]
    A                     F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa)
    A                     F#m
I'm waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa)
      A        C#m            F#m            D
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
        E         F           A
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

[Outro]
E         F           A
Waving my dick in the wind
    E        F            A
I'm waving my dick in the wind