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Warp 11 - Old Country Doctor The Ballad Of Bones Ukulele

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Old Country Doctor The Ballad Of Bones Ukulele

(ver. 1)
Warp 11
Warp 11
Old Country Doctor (The Ballad of Bones)
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Intro with harmonica in G:
G----Em-C-D-Em-C-----C-B-A-G
Em—C-G-Em-C-----C-B-A-G

Verse 1
           Am      F            C           Am
Well, they call me Bones and I'm third in command
F                       F  E   G   C
Second in line is a man I just can't stand
      Am              F            C          Am
He's a green blooded, pointy-eared, seven year itch
F                                  F    E   G    C
And when he pon farrs He'll try to make me his b**ch
Chorus:
G                          F             C
Well, I may or may not have divorced my wife
But I damn sure pulled the plug on my daddy's life
And two months later, well, they found a cure
           Am          F             G              C
I'm just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour

(harmonica lead in)
  Am       F           G             C

Verse 2: (same chord pattern as verse 1)
The damned teleporter
Yeah, it gives me the creeps
The first time I used it
I couldn't get it up for weeks
Now my tricorder's busted
And sick bay just stinks
I guess I'll just go replicate me a drink

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 3
Well, Jim is the captain of this here ship
We call her the Enterprise, and the crew's pretty hip
Yeah, the girls all wear go-go boots and miniskirts
And I spend my days patching all the red shirts
(electric guitar in)
G                           F         C
Well, I have been asked to do many a thing
Outside the area of my expertise
Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before
Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before
Damn it Jim, damn it Jim, I told you before
           Am         F             G               C
I'm just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour
Just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour
(harmonica lead out)
            
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