Walter Mitty And His Makeshift Orchestra - Holy Cannoli Chords

F#

F#
My perfect pin-up come off the wall
I ditched my buds for her bedroom but I swear it's not my fault

B
I think these feelings must be holy

F#
This could be love, sorry love.

              Db                             B                                F#
I'd find her drunk in the street, kiss the puke off of her cheek, put her to bed.

             Db                          B
And in the morning my doll remembers nothing at all

         F#  
I never said.

F#
But now our summer's bending two different ways.
We talk like every other day but now the texts are getting shorter.

B
Gotta sneak away to talk on the phone

          F#
I kinda mumble so nobody else knows.

         Db                                   B                         F#
The conversations are sweet, real nice but nothing too deep, not like before.

             Db                          B                                     F#
Still say I love you, but now the words are forced from our mouths, kind of a bore.


Like we're not fun anymore.


(kazoo solo) 
F#  B F# Db B F# Db B F#

F#
But now my pillows smell like you in the morning.
I've got your stain stuck in my sheets and I'm like holy pfft cannoli.

B
I've got plenty competition I know.

              F#
She'll find a new man to carry her home.

               Db                     B                                         F#
He's probably cooler than me, sleeps right where I used to sleep, right by her door.

            Db                        B                         F#
And in the morning they kiss, say I've never felt like this before.