Tyla J Pallas - Two Black Eyes Ukulele

TWO BLACK EYES AND A BROKEN NOSE
(Mariott, Lane)

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I've got two black eyes

Got a broken nose
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And I can't go down the spaniards no no more
            F
Well, I was fit and able

I was out there on the table
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And I shouted, will you look, let's have some more

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That's the way it goes
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That's the way it goes
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Two black eyes and a broken nose
G
Everybody knows that's the way it goes

I've got a filthy mouth
I've got a dirty mind
And I can't go out with evil no no more
Well, that snobby bratt was meaner than this old hat, sir
She wacked me when I called her an old whore
Look out

That's the way it goes
That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes

All together

That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose

Well, a dollar is a dollar
And a dime is a dime
We'd sing another chorus
But we haven't got the time