Tripod - Too Many Remotes Ukulele

              G
All I wanna do
               A
Is watch TV with you
            C
But I've got too many remotes
       G
In my life


                  G
Trying to watch a DVD
                     A
Which remote's for the TV?
                  C
Do I have to press AV?
Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something
Oh, f**k!


C                                   G
What order do I have to turn things on?
C                       Ddim7
Why am I hearing channel 9
           D
But seeing 31?


During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on: G A C G


         C                Cm
They can put a man on the moon
                    G
But they can't help me
                 C                 Ddim7
It's like I need Houston mission control
                  D
Just to watch The Simpsons on TV
                    G
When I have a house sitter come to stay,
          A
I have to set aside a whole day
          C
To type a four page document
                         G
Briefing them on what to do

G
I'm so tired of all these buttons
            A
Look at how complicated life has gotten
C            D
Too many remotes!


During the spoken interlude, vamp on: G A C G


C           D
Too many remotes
De-de-de-doo
C           D
Too many remotes
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
C           D
Too many remotes
In my-
Yon: My mum's still got one with the cord on it.
      G
-Life